It’s pretty obvious that Tanya and I are the coolest kids in our office since we’re the only ones wearing Hallowe’en costumes. Everyone else? You disappoint me greatly.
“So… what are you?”
“I’m Jayne, from Firefly!”
… blank stares.
“Are you a candy corn?”
And then a part of me is sad.
And then I become even sadder when I realize my nerf rifle—the Vera to my Jayne—is back in Southern Ontario at my parent’s house. Why does an almost-28-year-old need a nerf rifle? If you have to ask, you don’t deserve to know.
Hey, it was either Jayne or I make a beard out of red felt and go as our IT guy.