- Driving around this town tonight, on one of the side streets we saw a guy with a mullet chasing after a skunk. He was definitely not pest control. Due to a little thing called “cause and effect” it smelled like skunk all the way out to the highway. It is highly likely that this man is single. Or will be when he gets home.
- TO Pride is this weekend! I cannot go. Boo! I was just talking with my dad, and suggested he go down and wear a sign saying something along the lines of: “I’m here on behalf of old white fat dudes since Rob Ford can’t be bothered” … the cool thing about my dad? He thought it was an awesome idea and is actually considering it.
- “And that’s why you should learn to pick your battles” The most epically epic story of all time about towels and large chickens.
- When something is not working online, restart firefox. TRUTH.
- I want this to be a real thing: