What I'm Watching: Red Dwarf!

I’m reliving the days of yore, when I watched this show a tons with the older brother. As my cat is an only child, I feel it’s also a must to encourage proper cattitude in my little one. I mean, what better role model is there for my cat than Cat?

“You’d never get a cat to be a servant. You ever see a cat return a stick? ‘Hey, man! You threw the stick, you go get it yourself! I’m busy! If you wanted the stick so bad, why’d you throw it away in the first place?'”

Cat: Come on, man, you gotta sacrifice your life. I’m not asking you to do anything I wouldn’t do.
Rimmer: You? You’d sacrifice your life for the good of the crew?
Cat: No! I’d sacrifice your life for the good of the crew.

The Inquisitor: Justify your existence. What contribution have you made?
Cat: I have given pleasure to the world because I have such a beautiful ass!

“Cat do this!” “Cat do that!” What am I? A dog?

“Most people leave their bodies to medical science. I’m leaving mine to the Louvre, baby!

“Hey, this is mine. That’s mine. All this is mine. I’m claiming all this as mine. Except that bit. I don’t want that bit. But all the rest of this is mine. Hey, this has been a really good day. I’ve eaten five times, I’ve slept six times, and I’ve made a lot of things mine. Tomorrow, I’m gonna see if I can’t have sex with something.”

“Eh, what’s that? Oh, it’s my shadow. Hey, even my shadow’s looking nice! I’m looking nice, my shadow’s looking nice, what a team! We are unbelievable! Okay, team, this way.”

“I’m gonna eat you little fishy, I’m gonna eat you little fishy I’m gonna eat you little fishy, coz I like little fish.”

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